What did the rat say when it escaped form the trap with the cheese intact?
The party is never over until the lady rat has sang. 32.
Perhaps later today you tweet the joke and see what response you get! Stalagrat. RATTUS RATTUS: Anyone got any good rat puns? Funny Rat Names Puns. They make lifelong bonds with their owners. What happened to the rat when the other rat left her? What does the wise rat preach the other rats? A Rat Newspaper Headline once read "A-GNAWING RAT LOST ITS FRONT TOOTH" The story simply said by cracking on hard cheese. What gets you dirty looks from a rat?
Not understanding, the little rat continued, "What do the zombies fear?" ︎ 3 ︎ 1 comment ︎ u/gbeats24 ︎ Nov 06 2014 ︎ report. Sister: (in tears) shutup dad you're not funny. A rat.
It was history, because it plagued over it! I would have told you an illegal vermin pun, but you would rat me out. Who was the infamous burglar among the rats from the island? Say 'Cheese'! A bat rat! I fought the claw, and the claw won !". Lets have a look at some rat puns that can may be change your thought process about them. How do a rat go in a minefield?
What did the rat with the broken front teeth say to the camera? Dad: Don't be sad, he lived a pretty swell life didn't he?
Rat jokes are tweeted on social media more often than you may think and these go well beyond 'ratatouille' which is such an overused rat name.
Hide and Squeak!
4.
What do grow on a rats face from time to time?
It was smelly and full of dirty rats? Pun Generator … They immediately clean something off their fur if it gets dirty!
My sister's pet rat died of cancer and my dad tried to cheer her up. What Halloween game is a rat's favourite? 31. 26. Who has only two rats to himself? The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!" Is aquatic (half-fish)
Separation Anxiety in Dogs: 6 Breeds That Hate Being Alone, New Giant Mattress Is 12 Feet Across, Perfect for All the Pets, Husky Abandonment Is Turning into a Serious Problem, Neighbor See Dogs Face-to-Face with Huge Coyotes Outside Window. I was caught in the act of stealing food #chewietherat #guilty #guiltyeyes #rat #petrat #ratty #petratty #rattie #ratlife #caughtintheact #naughtyrat #rats #ratties #ratsofinstagram #rattiesofinstagram #petratsofinstagram #ratcommunity #cheekyrat #fancyrat #fancyrats #fancyratsofinstagram #ratsarethebest #ratsareawesome #ratsarecute #ratsarepetstoo #cuterat #sweetrat #rattiesforlife, A post shared by Chewie & Storm - Ratties!
Rat puns are more creative than some cat and dog puns you always see or read in a Disney film.
Did you know that rats are super clean? I know there's a joke in here somewhere, I just can't find it. Three Rats Three rats are sitting at the bar talking and bragging about their bravery and toughness.
Because it squeaks!
RATTUS RATTUS: Anyone got any good rat puns?
What animal has zombie guts, flesh, and blood all over it when it came out? What attribute does a rat share with a rusty door? 19. When do rats breathe?
11 entries are tagged with rat puns. 18.
Which song did the brave rat loved singing to his grandchildren ? Took a while before my sister calmed down after that, while my dad laughed his ass off.
They already have a long tail. Why don't rats have a long hair? 22. What was the favorite subject for a rat to study. 7. 20.
17. What was the name of the organization of the rats that handle the community?
How was the speech concluded by the rat speaker?
Beautiful Rat Puns – Allowed in order ... Pin by Tony Kimsal on Funny Stuff from rat puns , source:co.pinterest.com Pin by i misclicked the button help on memes from rat puns , source:pinterest.com Study finds mice vying for females have thicker es from rat puns , source:pinterest.com Lilibet s Monkey Hut Koalaty Pun Card from rat puns , source:pinterest.com Did you know that Rats …
It went pi-rat-ing. Hard cheese. Where do rats hide in a cave? Who was the infamous burglar among the rats from the island?
Where do rats go for a tail replacement? 15. 27. You are a rat!
He runs to bring a snack for me any time I push the buzzer. What was the verdict on the rat's Halloween party?
Here are other fun facts if you're on the fence about owning and caring for a pet rat: These points clearly sold us and while some people think of rats as pests others consider them wonderful small pets.
1. Why do you oil a rat? I was hoping /r/puns could help me make my DM facepalm.
While animal puns are hilarious we really enjoy these rat puns more than the pet pun list we wrote.
There are definitely some cute rats we found on Instagram. I made a rat character who managed to lose his name, and now I have to find a new one. Rats with ages have created history in the world, sometimes they caused an epidemic bringing the world to stand still and sometimes they were used for medical research. Funny rat puns should have a place in an email to friends or colleagues. Accidentally killed a dragon.
Accidentally killed a dragon. "I fought the claw, and the claw won,
What did the newly married rat couple got written on their car? Well, you see that rats cannot be bad all the time sometime they play interesting roles in Disney movies and sometimes they live among us as pets. 10. What was the specialty of the rat who loved baking? What do you call a flying mammal that squeaks? What did the disrespected rat say to the other rat?
How did the rat encourage the other rat to give that speech?
33.
A skeleton has no flesh to chew on!
Folks, Rat's all! Give her a buck! What is white on the outside but furry and gray on the inside? if a light bulb goes off and we missed any then please leave them below in the comments.
The rat pack.
How did the rat use social media to interact with each other?
Stole the core out of a water elemental once.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. 13.
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What is the favorite travel route for rats? A-gnawing rats! How does the rat court its mate? What compliment did the rat gave to the human who saved its life and let it go ?
What did the rat say when it escaped form the trap with the cheese intact?
The party is never over until the lady rat has sang. 32.
Perhaps later today you tweet the joke and see what response you get! Stalagrat. RATTUS RATTUS: Anyone got any good rat puns? Funny Rat Names Puns. They make lifelong bonds with their owners. What happened to the rat when the other rat left her? What does the wise rat preach the other rats? A Rat Newspaper Headline once read "A-GNAWING RAT LOST ITS FRONT TOOTH" The story simply said by cracking on hard cheese. What gets you dirty looks from a rat?
Not understanding, the little rat continued, "What do the zombies fear?" ︎ 3 ︎ 1 comment ︎ u/gbeats24 ︎ Nov 06 2014 ︎ report. Sister: (in tears) shutup dad you're not funny. A rat.
It was history, because it plagued over it! I would have told you an illegal vermin pun, but you would rat me out. Who was the infamous burglar among the rats from the island? Say 'Cheese'! A bat rat! I fought the claw, and the claw won !". Lets have a look at some rat puns that can may be change your thought process about them. How do a rat go in a minefield?
What did the rat with the broken front teeth say to the camera? Dad: Don't be sad, he lived a pretty swell life didn't he?
Rat jokes are tweeted on social media more often than you may think and these go well beyond 'ratatouille' which is such an overused rat name.
Hide and Squeak!
4.
What do grow on a rats face from time to time?
It was smelly and full of dirty rats? Pun Generator … They immediately clean something off their fur if it gets dirty!
My sister's pet rat died of cancer and my dad tried to cheer her up. What Halloween game is a rat's favourite? 31. 26. Who has only two rats to himself? The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!" Is aquatic (half-fish)
Separation Anxiety in Dogs: 6 Breeds That Hate Being Alone, New Giant Mattress Is 12 Feet Across, Perfect for All the Pets, Husky Abandonment Is Turning into a Serious Problem, Neighbor See Dogs Face-to-Face with Huge Coyotes Outside Window. I was caught in the act of stealing food #chewietherat #guilty #guiltyeyes #rat #petrat #ratty #petratty #rattie #ratlife #caughtintheact #naughtyrat #rats #ratties #ratsofinstagram #rattiesofinstagram #petratsofinstagram #ratcommunity #cheekyrat #fancyrat #fancyrats #fancyratsofinstagram #ratsarethebest #ratsareawesome #ratsarecute #ratsarepetstoo #cuterat #sweetrat #rattiesforlife, A post shared by Chewie & Storm - Ratties!
Rat puns are more creative than some cat and dog puns you always see or read in a Disney film.
Did you know that rats are super clean? I know there's a joke in here somewhere, I just can't find it. Three Rats Three rats are sitting at the bar talking and bragging about their bravery and toughness.
Because it squeaks!
RATTUS RATTUS: Anyone got any good rat puns?
What animal has zombie guts, flesh, and blood all over it when it came out? What attribute does a rat share with a rusty door? 19. When do rats breathe?
11 entries are tagged with rat puns. 18.
Which song did the brave rat loved singing to his grandchildren ? Took a while before my sister calmed down after that, while my dad laughed his ass off.
They already have a long tail. Why don't rats have a long hair? 22. What was the favorite subject for a rat to study. 7. 20.
17. What was the name of the organization of the rats that handle the community?
How was the speech concluded by the rat speaker?
Beautiful Rat Puns – Allowed in order ... Pin by Tony Kimsal on Funny Stuff from rat puns , source:co.pinterest.com Pin by i misclicked the button help on memes from rat puns , source:pinterest.com Study finds mice vying for females have thicker es from rat puns , source:pinterest.com Lilibet s Monkey Hut Koalaty Pun Card from rat puns , source:pinterest.com Did you know that Rats …
It went pi-rat-ing. Hard cheese. Where do rats hide in a cave? Who was the infamous burglar among the rats from the island?
Where do rats go for a tail replacement? 15. 27. You are a rat!
He runs to bring a snack for me any time I push the buzzer. What was the verdict on the rat's Halloween party?
Here are other fun facts if you're on the fence about owning and caring for a pet rat: These points clearly sold us and while some people think of rats as pests others consider them wonderful small pets.
1. Why do you oil a rat? I was hoping /r/puns could help me make my DM facepalm.
While animal puns are hilarious we really enjoy these rat puns more than the pet pun list we wrote.
There are definitely some cute rats we found on Instagram. I made a rat character who managed to lose his name, and now I have to find a new one. Rats with ages have created history in the world, sometimes they caused an epidemic bringing the world to stand still and sometimes they were used for medical research. Funny rat puns should have a place in an email to friends or colleagues. Accidentally killed a dragon.
Accidentally killed a dragon. "I fought the claw, and the claw won,
What did the newly married rat couple got written on their car? Well, you see that rats cannot be bad all the time sometime they play interesting roles in Disney movies and sometimes they live among us as pets. 10. What was the specialty of the rat who loved baking? What do you call a flying mammal that squeaks? What did the disrespected rat say to the other rat?
How did the rat encourage the other rat to give that speech?
33.
A skeleton has no flesh to chew on!
Folks, Rat's all! Give her a buck! What is white on the outside but furry and gray on the inside? if a light bulb goes off and we missed any then please leave them below in the comments.
The rat pack.
How did the rat use social media to interact with each other?
Stole the core out of a water elemental once.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. 13.
1.
What is the favorite travel route for rats? A-gnawing rats! How does the rat court its mate? What compliment did the rat gave to the human who saved its life and let it go ?
He was known for making the best cheese cake in the sewer town. What is the best thing that a rat wishes to be at times? Whose broom did the rat threaten to eat?
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."
21.
What did the rat say when it escaped form the trap with the cheese intact?
The party is never over until the lady rat has sang. 32.
Perhaps later today you tweet the joke and see what response you get! Stalagrat. RATTUS RATTUS: Anyone got any good rat puns? Funny Rat Names Puns. They make lifelong bonds with their owners. What happened to the rat when the other rat left her? What does the wise rat preach the other rats? A Rat Newspaper Headline once read "A-GNAWING RAT LOST ITS FRONT TOOTH" The story simply said by cracking on hard cheese. What gets you dirty looks from a rat?
Not understanding, the little rat continued, "What do the zombies fear?" ︎ 3 ︎ 1 comment ︎ u/gbeats24 ︎ Nov 06 2014 ︎ report. Sister: (in tears) shutup dad you're not funny. A rat.
It was history, because it plagued over it! I would have told you an illegal vermin pun, but you would rat me out. Who was the infamous burglar among the rats from the island? Say 'Cheese'! A bat rat! I fought the claw, and the claw won !". Lets have a look at some rat puns that can may be change your thought process about them. How do a rat go in a minefield?
What did the rat with the broken front teeth say to the camera? Dad: Don't be sad, he lived a pretty swell life didn't he?
Rat jokes are tweeted on social media more often than you may think and these go well beyond 'ratatouille' which is such an overused rat name.
Hide and Squeak!
4.
What do grow on a rats face from time to time?
It was smelly and full of dirty rats? Pun Generator … They immediately clean something off their fur if it gets dirty!
My sister's pet rat died of cancer and my dad tried to cheer her up. What Halloween game is a rat's favourite? 31. 26. Who has only two rats to himself? The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!" Is aquatic (half-fish)
Separation Anxiety in Dogs: 6 Breeds That Hate Being Alone, New Giant Mattress Is 12 Feet Across, Perfect for All the Pets, Husky Abandonment Is Turning into a Serious Problem, Neighbor See Dogs Face-to-Face with Huge Coyotes Outside Window. I was caught in the act of stealing food #chewietherat #guilty #guiltyeyes #rat #petrat #ratty #petratty #rattie #ratlife #caughtintheact #naughtyrat #rats #ratties #ratsofinstagram #rattiesofinstagram #petratsofinstagram #ratcommunity #cheekyrat #fancyrat #fancyrats #fancyratsofinstagram #ratsarethebest #ratsareawesome #ratsarecute #ratsarepetstoo #cuterat #sweetrat #rattiesforlife, A post shared by Chewie & Storm - Ratties!
Rat puns are more creative than some cat and dog puns you always see or read in a Disney film.
Did you know that rats are super clean? I know there's a joke in here somewhere, I just can't find it. Three Rats Three rats are sitting at the bar talking and bragging about their bravery and toughness.
Because it squeaks!
RATTUS RATTUS: Anyone got any good rat puns?
What animal has zombie guts, flesh, and blood all over it when it came out? What attribute does a rat share with a rusty door? 19. When do rats breathe?
11 entries are tagged with rat puns. 18.
Which song did the brave rat loved singing to his grandchildren ? Took a while before my sister calmed down after that, while my dad laughed his ass off.
They already have a long tail. Why don't rats have a long hair? 22. What was the favorite subject for a rat to study. 7. 20.
17. What was the name of the organization of the rats that handle the community?
How was the speech concluded by the rat speaker?
Beautiful Rat Puns – Allowed in order ... Pin by Tony Kimsal on Funny Stuff from rat puns , source:co.pinterest.com Pin by i misclicked the button help on memes from rat puns , source:pinterest.com Study finds mice vying for females have thicker es from rat puns , source:pinterest.com Lilibet s Monkey Hut Koalaty Pun Card from rat puns , source:pinterest.com Did you know that Rats …
It went pi-rat-ing. Hard cheese. Where do rats hide in a cave? Who was the infamous burglar among the rats from the island?
Where do rats go for a tail replacement? 15. 27. You are a rat!
He runs to bring a snack for me any time I push the buzzer. What was the verdict on the rat's Halloween party?
Here are other fun facts if you're on the fence about owning and caring for a pet rat: These points clearly sold us and while some people think of rats as pests others consider them wonderful small pets.
1. Why do you oil a rat? I was hoping /r/puns could help me make my DM facepalm.
While animal puns are hilarious we really enjoy these rat puns more than the pet pun list we wrote.
There are definitely some cute rats we found on Instagram. I made a rat character who managed to lose his name, and now I have to find a new one. Rats with ages have created history in the world, sometimes they caused an epidemic bringing the world to stand still and sometimes they were used for medical research. Funny rat puns should have a place in an email to friends or colleagues. Accidentally killed a dragon.
Accidentally killed a dragon. "I fought the claw, and the claw won,
What did the newly married rat couple got written on their car? Well, you see that rats cannot be bad all the time sometime they play interesting roles in Disney movies and sometimes they live among us as pets. 10. What was the specialty of the rat who loved baking? What do you call a flying mammal that squeaks? What did the disrespected rat say to the other rat?
How did the rat encourage the other rat to give that speech?
33.
A skeleton has no flesh to chew on!
Folks, Rat's all! Give her a buck! What is white on the outside but furry and gray on the inside? if a light bulb goes off and we missed any then please leave them below in the comments.
The rat pack.
How did the rat use social media to interact with each other?
Stole the core out of a water elemental once.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. 13.
1.
What is the favorite travel route for rats? A-gnawing rats! How does the rat court its mate? What compliment did the rat gave to the human who saved its life and let it go ?
